Ironic Quotes About Love
1 .”I’m being ironic. Don’t interrupt a man in the midst of being ironic, it’s not polite. There!” – Ray Bradbury.
2. “The most dangerous irony is, people are angry with others because of their own incompetence.” I consent to receiving emails and personalized ads. – Amit Kalantri.
3. “Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself.” – Douglas Coupland.
4. “I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.” – Mark Twain.
5. “The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.” – Robert A. Heinlein.
6. “Isn’t it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us.” – Ellen Hopkins.
7. “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.” – Abraham Lincoln.
8. “Every generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes after it.” – George Orwell.
9. “I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” – Unknown.*
10. “Now we breathe irony like oxygen. Instagram is a platform that doesn’t so much encourage irony as demand it.” – Dylan Jones.
11. “Starting around 2013, however, lowercasing seemed to take on a new meaning. Instead of laziness or efficiency, it became a way of indicating attitude.” – Gretchen McCulloch.
12. “Irony, self-reference and hyperbole are the language of the social web, and any brand not fluent will inevitably be ignored. Brands can’t hope to join the conversation when they don’t speak the language.” – Brian Honigman.
13. “You are as handsome as any of them, Mr. Bingley might like you the best of the party.” – ‘Pride And Prejudice’
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14. “You ought certainly to forgive them, as a Christian, but never to admit them in your sight, or allow their names to be mentioned in your hearing.” – ‘Pride And Prejudice’.
15. “Let Wickham be your man. He is a pleasant fellow, and would jilt you creditably.” – ‘Pride And Prejudice’.
16. “It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.”
– Voltaire.
17. “I really have to keep an eye on myself, because sometimes I think I might say something important.”
– Leslie Nielsen.
18. “People have a right to do anything that’s not forbidden by law, and there’s no law against lying to you.” – ‘Catch-22’.
19. “I wouldn’t want to live without strong misgivings.” – ‘Catch-22’.
20. “Occasionally, irony has been pushed to the margins by events so horrific, so tragic, that mordancy and ridicule were temporarily parked.” – Dylan Jones.
21. “The purpose of a camera is to capture memories, not replace them.” – Abhijit Naskar.
22. “It is truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.” – ‘Pride And Prejudice’.
23. “Nobody can tell what I suffer! But it is always so. Those who do not complain are never pitied.” – ‘Pride And Prejudice’.
24. “She is tolerable; but not handsome enough to tempt me.” – ‘Pride And Prejudice’.
25. “She began now to comprehend that one was exactly the man who in disposition and talents would most suit her.” – ‘Pride And Prejudice’.
26. “I quote others only in order the better to express myself.”
– Michel de Montaigne.
27. “I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.” – Steven Wright.
28. “If you never light the cigarette, you never give the thing that can kill you the power it needs to kill you.” – John Green,’The Fault In Our Stars’.
29. “If you’re not doing some things that are crazy, then you’re doing the wrong things.” – Larry Page.
30. “He was one of the most supremely stupid men I have ever met. He taught me a great deal.” – John Fowles.
31. “They waged war for decades, never realizing that they were fighting for the same cause.” – Mary Liu.
32. “It’s the contradiction of life, if I were with them, I would only wish to be far away. Now that I am far away, all I do is wish for one more day surrounded by them.” – Laura Fitzgerald.
33. “Whoever could find out a fair, cheap, and easy method of making these children sound, useful members of the commonwealth, would deserve so well of the public as to have his statue set up for a preserver of the nation.” – Johnathan Swift.
34. “Yet Brutus says he was ambitious; And Brutus is an honorable man.” – William Shakespeare, ‘Julius Caesar’.
35. “He saw that it was an ironical thing for him to be running thus toward that which he had been at such pains to avoid.” – Steven Crane.
36. “The cinema is an invention without any future.” – Louis Lumière.
37. “The whole damn century would’ve made more sense backwards. Where we ended is worse than where we began.” – Rebecca Makkai.
38. “Irony takes nothing away from pathos.” – Gustave Flaubert.
39. “The irony of the Human condition is that we are so focused on reaching some point in our journey, some happiness, or some goal, that we seem to forget that the journey itself is where life happens” – Unknown.*
40. “Haven’t you picked up on the irony of life by now? Things only just happen when you’re not ready.” – Elizabeth Reyes.
41. “He had a sense of irony that ruled his life, made it impossible for him to use his considerable brains in any kind of serious job.” – Neal Stephenson.
42. “Though sleep is called our best friend, it is a friend who often keeps us waiting!” – Jules Verne.
43. “Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest.” – Isaac Asimov.
44. “As the ironist does not have the new within his power, it might be asked how he destroys the old, and to this it must be answered: he destroys the given actuality by the given actuality itself” – Søren Kierkegaard.
45. “A tragic irony of life is that we so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away.” – Ellen Glasgow.
46. “’They’re trying to kill me,’ Yossarian told him calmly. ‘No one’s trying to kill you,’ Clevinger cried. ‘Then why are they shooting at me?’ Yossarian asked. ‘They’re shooting at everyone,’ Clevinger answered. ‘They’re trying to kill everyone.'” – ‘Catch-22’.
47. “But no such happy marriage could now teach the admiring multitude what connubial felicity really was.” – ‘Pride And Prejudice’.
48. “Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.” -Don Rickles.
49. “A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic” – Kurt Tucholsky.
50. “Math was my worst subject because I could never persuade the teacher that my answers were meant ironically” – Calvin Trillin.
