Top 50 Pinky And The Brain Quotes
1. “I feel the need. I feel the need for expeditious velocity.” – Brain
2. “I wish you were as smart as a tree stump, Pinky.” – Brain
3. “ I’m your biggest fan, what do ya say to that?” – Dolly Parton
4. “If I could reach you, I would hurt you!” – Brain
5. “I think so, Brain, but if they called them ‘sad meals,’ kids wouldn’t buy them!” – Pinky
6. “Yes, finally! The happy sappy children of many lands ride! Where cheering music will spread the message that a mouse should rule the world!” –Brain
7. “Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?” – Brain
8. “Pinky, you give a whole new meaning to the phrase, ‘counter-intelligence.’ You have the I.Q. of plaster.” – Brain
9. “Rise and shine, people of Earth. I am your new sun.” – Brain
10. “Egad. You astound me, Brain.” – Pinky
11. “Sometimes you make my head hurt, Pinky.” – Brain
12. “I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find an open tattoo parlour at this time of night?” – Pinky
13. “We shall open a boutique and sell ladies’ clothing and pollen.” – Brain
14. “Oh no, Brain. Narf! You’re thinking of that other park in Orlando.” – Pinky
15. “I’d have to say the odds of that are terribly slim, Brain.” – Pinky
16. “I think so, Brain, but if we covered the world in salad dressing wouldn’t the asparagus feel left out?” – Pinky
17. “We will disguise ourselves as a cow.” – Brain
18. “The second, khaki kicky sack sock plucker I’ve sacked since the sixth sitting sheet slitter got sick.” – Mr. Sackett
19. “Pinky, once I take over the world, remind me to publicly snub you.” – Brain
20. “There’s only one ride that interests me, the incredible thrill ride of taking over the world!” – Brain
21. “Pinky, I am in considerable pain.” – Brain
22. “Brain, what are we gonna do tonight?” – Pinky
23. “Egad Brain! I wish I was as smart as you.” – Pinky
24. “The workings of your mind are a mystery to me Pinky.” – Brain
25. “The same thing we do every night, try to take over the world!” – Brain
26. “I’d like to thank all the little people I stepped on to get where I am today.” – Brain
27. “This is the earth. And this is Pinky. You can tell the difference quite easily. One is a lump of inert matter hurtling blindly through the void. The other is the earth.” – Brain
28. “But do I really need two tongues?” – Pinky
29. “We’re going to a place where the sun never sets, the size of your wallet matters, and actors and actresses slave all day.” – Brain
30. “I’d say puberty was inordinately kind to you.” – Brain
31. “Not even if you call them, ‘A whole new way of eating?’” – Pinky
32. “But how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?” – Pinky
33. “Hey, and don’t forget. Saturday morning’s the big global Schmëerskāhøvênathon for world peace.” – Bill Clinton
34. “Russia! I’ve heard of that place! Isn’t it full of cheating, lying and backstabbing intrigue?” – Pinky
35. “No, Pinky. Never use two drops of the formula. It would cause a reaction on the molecular level that is completely unpredictable.” – Brain
36. “Oh, don’t be silly, Brain. It would take all the fun out of life. I derive my greatest pleasure from making you squirm.” – Snowball
37. “The Cold War is over Pinky. Now Russia is a place of free-market capitalism.” – Brain
38. “I think so, Brain, but if we didn’t have ears, we’d look like weasels.” – Pinky
39. “Uh, I think so, Brain, but balancing a family and a career—oooh, it’s all too much for me.” – Pinky
40. “I think so, Brain. But pants with horizontal stripes make me look chubby.” – Pinky
41. “Pinky, get out of that woman’s teacup!” – Brain
42. “Do you practice being dim or is it a natural talent?” – Brain
43. “I think so Brain, but Zero Mostel times anything will still give you Zero Mostel.” – Pinky
44. “I think so, Brain, but culottes have a tendency to ride up so.” – Pink
45. “Brilliant plan, Pinky! Oh, no, wait. What if we want to use a plan that works?” – Pinky
46. “I think so, Brain, but this time, you put the trousers on the chimp.” – Pinky
47. “I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking. I mean, what would the children look like.” – Pinky
48. “And I am the iconoclast, an unconventional eccentric who marches to a different drummer ‘whacked on the head’ but you may call me noodle noggin.” – Brain
49. “I think so, Brain, but if we get ‘Sam spayed,’ we’ll never have any puppies.” – Pinky
50. “I will accept nothing less than mahogany.” – Brain
