Top 32 Waitress Quotes
1. The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life. – Hunter S. Thompson
2. When the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the waitress. – Gelett Burgess
3. There wasn’t enough gratitude in the world for a server who kept drinks coming at a time like this. – Jennifer Crusie
4. Serving and attempting to inspire others is a responsibility, not a choice. – Bill Courtney
5. When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, ‘Four. I don’t think I can eat eight.’ – Yogi Berra
6. Now, as an adult, I appreciate those memories. Mom taught me the importance of compassion for your waitress, your crossing guard, your mailman. – Cate Edwards
7. Being a waitress can be a very brutal job sometimes, and I remember during the training, the person said to me, The redder the lips, the better the tips, and that was like the only advice she gave me. – Brit Marling
8. God created waitresses for you to practice kindness. – Ranal Currie
9. To serve is beautiful, but only if it is done with joy and a whole heart. – Pearl S. Buck
10. The right server for the right job. – Bob Muglia
11. Attitude is a saleable commodity, ask any successful waitress. – Ranal Currie
12. To serve the many, you first serve the few. – Ken Jennings
13. As a former waitress myself, I know firsthand how a simple smile from someone can improve your day and how a single harsh word can destroy it. Being courteous and thoughtful costs you nothing and can sometimes pay you dividends in unexpected ways. – Susanna Kearsley
14. A man who goes into a restaurant and blatantly disrespects the servers shows a strong discontent with his own being. Deep down he knows that restaurant service is the closest thing he will ever experience to being served like a king. – Criss Jami
15.As a former waitress myself, I know firsthand how a simple smile from someone can improve your day and how a single harsh word can destroy it. Being courteous and thoughtful costs you nothing and can sometimes pay you dividends in unexpected ways. – Susanna Kearsley
16.I’ve been a single parent for a long time. It reminds me of being a waitress. As you walk back to the kitchen, requests come at you from all sides. You’re doing the job of two – you have to be highly organised. – Cherie Lunghi
17.When I moved to New York, I was waiting tables, painting in the daytime and working at night, and I felt it was possible to find a balance and just about get by. – Cecily Brown
18.In my experience, I’ve noticed that waiting on tables is one of two things that almost everyone thinks they can do. The other is writing. Perhaps it’s no accident that there is only one letter of difference between waiter and writer. – Debra Ginsberg
19. Whenever you serve someone from your heart, the food tastes so much better. – Bunmi Shonubi
20. I really believe waiting tables, and service industry jobs in general, make you a better person. – Judy Greer
21. All I ask is that you tip your waiters and waitresses. We have to turn this situation around. – Jay Leno
22. If home is to have a greater lure than a tavern, the wife must be at least as cheerful as the waitress. – Phyllis Schlafly
23. In the drive-through the server is in a superior position because the cars can only progress so fast, one at a time; there are solid barriers between the server and the customers; and other fast-food personnel inside are doing things for the server. No wonder the walk-in servers have a more difficult time inside. – Rolland E. Stroup
24. When I was waiting tables, washing dishes, or mowing lawns for money, I never thought of myself as stuck in some station in life. I was on my own path, my own journey, an American journey where I could think for myself, decide for myself, define happiness for myself. – Paul Ryan
25. For me, my 2s were all about reaching for the brass ring of work in theater, television, and film, surviving in between by waiting tables, painting houses, serving coffee, and temping. – Kate Walsh
26. We can serve humanity with our divine passions and gifted skills. – Lailah Gifty Akita
27. The more we serve, the more strength, we receive to keep the good deeds. – Lailah Gifty Akita
28. Our biggest cost is not power, or servers, or people. It’s lack of utilization. It dominates all other costs. – Jeff Bezos
29. Once a waitress, always a waitress. – Sandra Bullock
30. You are serving someone for the rest of your life, not knowing a time must come when you must also be served. – Israelmore Ayivor
31. All the beautiful waitresses existed like eternal responsibilities. – Spalding Gray
32. If the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili is good. – Al McGuire
