It’s been 10 years since I turned 25 – and what a ride it’s been. I’ve met some of the coolest people, eaten at some of the best restaurants, and seen some incredible sights. I can’t imagine what else the next 10 years will bring!
I was standing in front of my mirror this morning, going through my usual routine of brushing my teeth and getting ready for work when it hit me: I’m turning 25 tomorrow. I couldn’t believe it.
I’ve always said that I’ll be a happier, healthier, wiser and more successful person when I’m 25 than when I was 21. And that’s true. Enjoy!
Top 38 Funny Quotes About Turning 25!
1. “Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.” – Jim Fiebig
2. “When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.” – Steven Wright
3. “25 the year to thrive.” – Unknown
4. “Make it pop like pink champagne.” – Ariana Grande
5. “And I continued to grow until I was 25 years old.” – Julius Erving
6. “And so the adventure begins.” – Unknown
7. “Cheers and beers to my 25 years.” – Unknown
8. “It’s perfectly okay and normal to not have your shit together at 25.” – Unknown
9. “Age is merely the number of years the world have been enjoying you.” – Unknown
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10. “Do not grow old, no matter how long you live.” – Albert Einstein
11. “Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it.” – Golda Meir
12. “The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.” – T.S. Eliot
13. “Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.” – Arthur Schopenhauer
14. “Often it is fatal to live too long.” – Jean Baptiste Racine
25th Birthday Captions For Myself Funny
What has the last 25 years brought you? Maybe you’re starting to feel like an adult now. It’s hard to believe that’s what you’ve become, but it is true. You can’t be a kid forever. Once you felt invincible, but now you know your limits. This is all part of growing up, though. You are wiser now, more mature, and more responsible for who you are as a person.
There is nothing like turning 25. You are now officially an adult and you don’t have to answer to your parents. It is the time in many people’s lives where they can act how they want, go where they want, eat what they want without their parents getting upset. It is all about you now. There are so many great things that come with turning 25. You can do what you want, where you want without any repercussions because now it’s your birthday!
15. “Birthdays are like buses, never the number you want.” – Unknown
16. “I don’t know how to act my age. I’ve never been this age before.” – Unknown
17. “Gonna party like it’s my birthday…’cause it is.” – Unknown
18. “Be excellent to each other. And party on dudes.”
“You can now officially run for Congress, but please don’t.”
“Love, kisses, and birthday wishes.” – Unknown
19. “Till death do us party.” – Adore Delano
20. “Shine like gold, sparkle like glitter.” – Unknown
21. “Who says we have to grow up?” – Walt Disney
22. “25… what a time to be alive.” – Unknown
23. “Rollin’ with my homies.” – Coolio
24. “You had me at merlot.” – Unknown
25. “Cheers to pour drinks.” – Unknown
26. “Aging is the worst side effect of birthdays.” – Unknown
27. “I’m not getting old, I’m getting better.” – Unknown
28.. “To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.” – Bernard Baruch
29. “The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.” – E. Joseph Cossman
30. “25 is the year where you just kinda start to feel old.”
“Halfway done with the third century of your life…”
“Congrats for being alive for 9,125 days,
now it’s really time to start acting like an adult.”
“After 30, a body has a mind of its own.” – Bette Midler
31. “Live your life and forget your age.” – Norman Vincent Peale
32. “Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you.” – Ogden Nash
33. “25 sittin’ on 25 mill.” – Drake
34. “Let’s do some ‘we shouldn’t be doing this’ things.” – Unknown
35. “The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out of it.” – Doris Day
36. “You’ve heard of the three ages of man – youth, age, and “you are looking wonderful.” – Francis Cardinal Spellman
37. “Don’t keep calm, it’s my 25th birthday.” – Unknown
38. “I make the moves up as I go.” – Taylor Swift
Finally, it is important to cherish the time that you spend with your friends and family, as it all goes by so quickly. Make sure to enjoy every moment of your 25th year because you will look back on this time fondly.
So take some time now to do the things that make you happy and live life to the fullest before it’s too late!
