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Funny Engineering Quotes

Funny Engineering Quotes

1. “Hates essays so becomes engineer.. mandatory arts elective…” — Unknown

2. “Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.” — Scott Adams

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3. “Normal people… believe that if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet.” — Scott Adams

4. “I’m an engineer by trade, and what engineers do is they go and build, and they don’t think a lot about storytelling.” — Travis Kalanick

5. “She can cook and she is an enginer.” —Unknown

6. “Majors in mechanical engineering, talks down to civil engineering friends about how easy their major is. ” — Unknown

7. “Social engineering, the fancy term for tricking you into giving away your digital secrets, is at least as great a threat as spooky technology.”— Unknown

8. “Engineering is the science of economy, of conserving the energy, kinetic and potential, provided and stored up by nature for the use of man. It is the business of engineering to utilize this energy to the best advantage, so that there may be the least possible waste.” — Unknown

9. “Inventions are smarter than their inventors.” — Unknown

10. “I had no talent for science. What was infinitely worse: all my fraternity brothers were engineers.” — Kurt Vonnegut

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11. “Daddy will I ever have free time? No son we are engineers.” — Unknown

12. “After four years of engineering, say hello to my little friend.” — Unknown

13. “Engineers trying to fall asleep, be like….” — Unknown

14. “I didn’t choose the engineer life, the engineer life chose me.” — Unknown

15. “Hackathons are these things where just all of the Facebook engineers get together and stay up all night building things. And, I mean, usually at these hackathons, I code too, just alongside everyone.” — Mark Zuckerberg

16. “P.H.D in electrical engineering, made the world laugh without saying a word!” — Unknown

17. “Understands heat transfers, still burns popcorn.” — Unknown

18. “When you finally become an engineer and realize engineers are not rich. My whole life is a lie.” — Unknown

19. “You can choose what ever field you want to study….in engineering.” — Unknown

20. “At its heart, engineering is about using science to find creative, practical solutions. It is a noble profession.” — Unknown

21. “When you want to know how things really work, study them when they’re coming apart.”— Unknown

22. “But remember this, Japanese boy airplanes are not tools for war. They are not for making money. Airplanes are beautiful dreams. Engineers turn dreams into reality.” Unknown

23. “Science is about knowing, engineering is about doing.” — Unknown

24. “We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them.” — Unknown

25. “The problem in this business isn’t to keep people from stealing your ideas, it’s making them steal your ideas!” — Unknown

26. “A pessimist says the glass is half empty, an optimist says the glass is half full, and an engineer says the glass is too big.” — Unknown

27. “Engineering is the continuation of politics by other means.” — Unknown

28. “Engineering is the professional art of applying science to the optimum conversion of natural resources to the benefit of man.” — Unknown

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29. “The fewer moving parts, the better. Exactly. No true words were ever spoken in the context of engineering.” —Unknown

30. “Engineering is the art of organizing and directing men and controlling the forces and materials of nature for the benefit of the human race.” — Unknown

31. “Engineering without imagination sinks to a trade.” — Unknown

32. “Engineering is not only study of 45 subjects but it is moral studies of intellectual life.” — Unknown

33. “Incurable diseases will eventually force mankind to justify disruptive nanotech and genetic engineering.” — Unknown

34. “Kevyn, Ennesby tells me you are building a time machine.” — Unknown

35. “As in real life, complex engineering designs demand a pragmatic approach.” — Unknown

36. “Your test equipment is lying to you and it is your job to figure out how.” — Unknown

37. “Math is my passion. Engineering is my profession.” — Unknown

38. “Great triumphs of engineering genius the locomotive, the truss bridge, the steel rail is rather invention than engineering proper.” — Unknown

39. “What’s nice about having an engineering degree is everybody thinks you are smart.” — Unknown

40. “The history of engineering is really the history of breakages, and of learning from those breakages. I was taught at college the engineer learns most on the scrapheap.” — Unknown

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41. “I’m quite into the idea of engineering being beautiful.” — Unknown

42. “Engineering is the art and science of nuts and bolts.” — Unknown

43. “The trick to having good ideas is not to sit around in glorious isolation and try to think big thoughts. The trick is to get more parts on the table.” — Unknown

44. “The human foot is a masterpiece of engineering and a work of art.” — Unknown

45. “Engineering is achieving function while avoiding failure.” — Unknown

56. “Unfortunately, humans have a long history of trying to fix their engineering mistakes with more engineering mistakes!” — Unknown

47. “In engineering, the joints are the most crucial. They have to be both firm and flexible, exactly like the joints in our body.” — Unknown

48. “Engineering is the art of doing that well with one dollar which any bungler can be with two after a fashion.” — Unknown

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49. “A scientist can discover a new star but he cannot make one. He would have to ask an engineer to do it for him.” — Unknown

50. “Nothing is so inspiring as seeing big works well laid out and planned and a real engineering organization.” — Unknown

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